Week 10: "Twenty Bucks"
- Thomas Morgan
- Oct 20, 2020
- 2 min read
Joe Biden won the 2020 Presidential Election and one of his first actions as a serving president in office was changing the $20 bill. For too long the American people's currency featured Andrew Jackson on the $20 green paper; a man who supported and profited off the Trail of Tears and slavery. This poor excuse of man and one that is too glorified in American history was getting cancelled across the nation. More and more of Andrew Jackson statues were torn down or removed. With the support of Black America, Biden replaced the racist thing on the $20 bill with Harriet Tubman's portrait. Anyone with decent morals loved the change and $20 bills with Tubman's face were printing ahead of schedule. If you had an old $20 bill with Andrew Jackson's ugly face, you could go to the bank and have it replaced with better version.
One night, in an empty Mississippi garage with very little lights, the KKK organized a meeting. Each white knight shook hands, shed some tears and set up a seating arrangement that was in the shape of a circle. Everyone sat down, facing each other. The discussion was short and it was decided that all the KKK members in the meeting would have a mass suicide. The world was becoming more progressive and under a Democratic president, it wouldn't get any better for the people that loved "MAGA." There was no hope for racist, sexist, bigots, xenophobia etc. The world and America wasn't in a perfect condition, but it was enough for the KKK members to give up. They drew forth their favorite shotguns and fired them, into their heads. Thankfully, KKK members have no brain so there was very little blood at the scene.
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