Week 8: "The Doggo 2.0"

God is a black woman who never received the respect and worship she deserved. All this time, other ideas and idols were taking the spotlight Nonetheless, The Goddess couldn’t be too humble as she only created the universe as entertainment. The Goddess likes being alone so no one ever goes to heaven unless their legacy was legendary. Think of heaven like an award show; you can get nominated, but winning is for the rare breeds of humans who left a mark on the world. The downside is that morality is screwed and what is good and bad is subjective, so The Goddess never had a set of rules for one to follow. The Goddess never had disciples or recognition whatsoever, so as long as she liked what you, you earned a spot in heaven. The Goddess was happy with the human race that she developed to be her form of TV; however, the recent changes she wanted to happen were a bust.

The Goddess of the world has gotten bored. She sits on her throne all day and walks among the heavenly clouds with her angels for most of her time. At first, it was exciting and motivating to do God’s work. Now, it seems like the Earth is duller than ever. The Goddess waited and waited for world war three, but became convinced that humans evolved to become more efficient at reasoning with one another. Trump was elected and The Goddess was positive that world war three would happen. It never did, except he got close a couple of times so she might leave him in the office to see how much more patience the world has with him. The Goddess had hoped with everything going on in 2020, someone would be pissed enough to do something radical about. The coronavirus was a world panic but younger individuals never took it seriously, ANTIFA never overthrew the state, MAGA voters never started a race war and Israel vs Palestine was dropping in the ratings.

The Goddess was annoyed with how any critical event would receive so much attention and concern for it to only disappear in the interest of the people the second something else started brewing. The Goddess knew she had to leave a long-lasting effect on her society and one that was quick and one that was big news. After a momentary seminar with a few of her angels and late-night thinking, The Goddess had a sufficient amount of ideas that would make her world entertaining again. Her favorite was selected to be passed by the committee of angels. In order to make the world more entertaining, The Goddess will add “The Doggo 2.0” to the species. This new animal species will be even cuter, fluffier, more intelligent, and will live longer than the first version of our four legged friends. Man’s best friend just got an upgrade and it’s only due to the fact that our creator wanted some fun. From the dirt of the ground comes a new and improved version of the domestic dog that will be released to a biome near you.